All right due to popular demand...it's me and i'm back....Here i am to sum up a few things....haha if not my blogskin maker will be very sad aint that right? *winks*
Firstly, I learnt how to cycle! YES!!! Finally i should say.....well shout outs to Ling, Liang, Gerald and Barry...my cycle kakis....damn they're goood.....the trip at East Coast was far more enjoying than ever...even though i was effing sick and all....but hey i still had a really good time! And Junzz, u should join us next time sia. It's damn fun. Strictly no spouses please...spoils my mood. Well dudes, i certainly look forward to our next "park" experience!
Secondly, the god damn super late army letter is finally here...yeap that's right and it's due guess what?! 3rd June...Holy shit 3rd june pple! As i'm typing you'll realise that that is like almost 1mth away only...i guess things just don't turn out the way you want it to be...Just checked a couple days back and found out my dear fren and brother ah liang same day as me siak! Well at least not so bad i guess...no regrets but many things i wanna do b4 i go into army...
1.Roller blade
2.Learn how to swim properly
3.Tone up
4.Have more money
5. Have a gf...ahaha that's something i look forward to..
Anyway i took time to recover from my state of shock by calling CMPB 2 days back when i just got the letter to double check. It came on the 19th when my dad opened the letter box. Seems that there is HOWEVER NO APPARENT MISTAKE IN MY ENLISTMENT DATE ARGHH! By right they're supposed to send 2mths in advance to notify and god damn it they were like almost 3wks late in doing so...sigh i felt my hols were so so wasted. Mum cried abit sia and i was touched hahah..yeap ur dear old momma boi's gonna by a man now. Don't worry lah i not going geylang mum when i said that. Anyway for those who are interested to hear me and the CMPB bangla female officer's conversation this is it and here's how it goes:
Pressing a combination of numbers before i speak to the customer rep...
Finally it got thru
"This is CMPB!! How may i help you?" spoke the bangla woman. Bear in mind i'm astonished that despite calling like almost close to 9pm at night, they still have to greet you politely, god damn that's some good customer service i felt.
"Errrr...Hi! I would like to check with CMPB if there's anything wrong with my enlistment date?" i muttered.
"Sir can i have your IC number?" she replied.
I gave her my IC number hopefully and prayed for a miracle.
"My NS letter finally came today on the 19th and it states i'm going in on June 3rd. According to what they said they should've sent in much earlier becasue it's almost 2-3 wks late in the letter's arrival...so i just wanted to check." i gleefully explained.
"That's early!" she exclaimed. At this point i could feel zero intelligence in her answer to my question and mixed up with only pitfullness and sarcasm all rolled into one like a well rolled popiah with its fillings well spread out.
"Sir i've checked and there's nothing wrong with your enlistment date and yes it's June 3rd" she added.
"Sooooooooo....there's nothing wrong with my date???" i replied.
SI LIAO!!!(Die in hokkien) that's right folks...it's curtains for me at this point.
"Yes sir..sometimes CMPB do have many mails to send out and that yours may be sent out late in this case. The 2mths notice doesn't mean it applies for all cases." she replied.
"Arhh i see...all right thank you!" i muttered yet again, trying to give a very calm answer.
"You're welcome good bye!" she ended the call.
Well you know what?! SCREW U PAP AND SG GOVT AND SG ARMY AND ALL THAT!
Me, a young and cheerful youth, ready to embrace the cherrie blossoms of love and passion, has been shattered to pieces. I thought i had more time, to do more, perhaps to even work PT to earn some petty cash...but that day was not to be. I wondered if i could really work out something with someone i had in mind. i msged everyone of my demise, including that special someone...haha well aint half that bad. Most pple laughed and teased me about it...but oh well like how i told ah liang about it...go in early, come out early! Not that bad lah, my horny ways do still prevail after all. Anyway army not only pays and feed you, they train you into shape so that you can jio char bor...that's gre8 i thought!
Talked to a couple of peeps that night....candy gre8 to hear you're doing fine in 3M...haha and sincerely i hope u find a rich 3M dude then u don't have to worry so much. Barry as usual my buddy, knn consoled and laughed like endlessly...well i did the most desperate thing ever, worse than dl-ing porn. I told him to meet up the next day, i couldn't take it, no time left on my side. So i just arranged to meet up the furry fella the following day for a game of pool, makan and chill out..haha aint that bad...this week is completely wasted i felt. Ling's working like a mad dog for money's sake...damn i didn't know money now took a toll on the poor fella's brain. Same goes for geraldine. Junz i presumed is dating lah. So just left me and the guys ( Liang and Barry).
That night, i sat in my arm chair, slurping down hot milo and thinking about the past. Started from secondary school...the bad choices i made (grades, women etc...) then moving out to poly life (still grades, women, more women and oso looking at more more women and on how to obtain them...) Great stuff i did(Various TVC i've filmed which is absolutely retarded), historical stuff i did(BPC in boxers, dat's pretty amazing!), and scars i left..(haha candy that would be you!), damn i had a good life in poly. Well taken care of by gers, worked with them, even slpt with a couple of them in KL. Soon i will miss those days when i eventually leave Ngee Ann and go into army.
Yo peeps on a side note, my birthday is on 16th may, that's like close to 2wks from now...do me a good and memorable one..i'll be going army soon and i don't have much time left. But dudes whip up a good one for me ya? Maybe mix it up with a bbq...i'm cured already!! I can eat liao! WEEEEEEE!! Now as i type...time advances and pass...and today is 21st april! WHAT?!?! THAT'S GOODDDAM TOOO FAST!
Lastly, this morning i scurried out of my bed to switch on my pc and internet....to check my results! woah not bad lah me.....my scores are like this:
SMM: B+ (sad sia....i was pretty confident that i could get A for it)
RM: C+ (damn sia if i did that qns on whether mustafa should expand internationally or locally, B again for me!)
IM: C+ (damn sia if i had more time!! seriously sia gilbert does love me for my chocolates!)
BPC: A (gotta give it to my lucky boxers pple!)
BB: C+ (well jj lee, u still should just fuck off and suck ur own dick lah!)
PCR: ?? (nv bother to check, but i'm sure i did pass...hate that black bitch lah!!)
WISP: A (yo lawrence ya my man and buddy for sure! he's one of the coolest and slickest teachers ard! Mr roy is a gd 2nd, these 2 are real kind peeps that i really respect them!)
Not bad lah....i'm not so academically inclined anyway...never was, never will haha. Well on a lighter note, on my date with barry out yesterday, i was thinking if i did failed one of my subs. I will repeat a sem but go in army later...YAY?!?! nope...no breaks till then and i might have to go in army straight b4 i can relax. Well if i pass all in this case...well i still have to go army but at least i have a month to play and all...AIYA! EITHER WAY I STILL LOSE....SCREW SG GOVT...U ALWAYS WIN LAH KANNINA BEI!
So guys, hope we can plan something soon......WELL ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING WILL DO LAH!!! I'M GOING DESPERATE HERE! Today will be an all guys outing, will be meeting barry and ah liang go gym, then later relax at jacuzzi and stuff....should be fun lah...And to all gers out here...I'M STILL SINGLE. I'M UP FOR GRABS. GRAB ME B4 I GO ARMY....SIGHZ....Self advertise abit lah since i got no time left.
And to that special someone: I wish you all the best when u leave for M'sia, i told ya that one of the greatest regrets was not knowing you well enough nor earlier...yeah it still is...i'm glad i've known u lah..u're one of the nicest gers i've known out there..truly and sincerely!
And to the pple who think i put punctured lung for fun...i've actually gone for X-Ray at SGH lah...Now waiting for results...they say i might kena TB sia hahaha!!! So please treat me nicely ya guys?! All right felix signing off from here! I will update soon lah! Duno why u guys like to read such long posts anyway!
Felix dive in
@ |9:30 AM|
Firstly allow me to add that expectations is a funny thing...sometimes you expect so god damn high until you feel like you on cloud nine...no kidding...then all of a sudden you feel kannina down and and....ahhh forget it....Second, due to the popular demand, i will be blogging periodically haha! Yesssss! I know guys....my blog skin is super sui lah! Thanks again Gerald! Wahaha don't mess with girls....sometimes they're so effing good with this kind of stuffs...*Grins* and points at ------->Gerald<-------this ger here can be called tian cai...wah piang shi fu!!! You're too good lah...Anyway peep below for today's happening.. Today i finally went to register for my final theory test at BBDC, at last and it's due at the end of this mth, 30th April (prays hard to pass so that can start learning how to drive....). Dad was kind enough to ferry me there with the rest of the Sit family on board, to send me to BBDC. Then gone home koonz till 3pm....a normal day? Nothing like that... Today is a special one! Aku the glutton is meeting up with let's just say someone from Ngee Ann. She's cute lah...final call...she's cute...i dig this kind of stuffs. Anyway it's prearranged the day b4 that i'm going to pass her something. Wanted to pass her a first aid kit but kena sebei suay suay those kind of suan when i told her i want to give her a first aid kit for a gift....-_-" Anyway i told her imma giving her something else, preferably one that she can still use on her trip and camp...so today...i walked around the area ard City Hall to Suntec...walk like fuck sia....search high and low...anyway b4 that aku had to go get my *goods* here's what i picked up below:
Got the quiksilver tee for an effing steal of 9bucks! It's brand new...the shoes is payment to me sia...some guy owed me money so he paid me in terms of that...and last but not least sophie kinsella's award winning book "Can You Keep A Secret?" It's with someone now btw...so i didnt take pics of it b4 i wrapped it up at mph.
Ok lah, couple of shocking news. First, my dear long lost sec sch fren Junwei rang me up man. "Ello Boi!!!" in his usual malay-ish tone.
"Wassup?" i said.
"Eh dude u noe ur enlistment date can check on MIW website liao??" he answered.
Fucking ass....i was scared stifff.....
"Boi...i think u kena june sia the intake..." he continued...
Still in a state of shock, i quickly proceeded to put down the fone so i could check.
"Serious?! ok dude i call u back later(which i didnt..), i go check now!"
With that i proceeded to miw's website but fucked sia...i forgot my password...Anyway fucking late already at 3pm, i proceeded to place my last bid on the pair of stussy pants i've saw on ebay(which i lost by a dollar by the way...-__-") and left the house for City Hall. Decked in shorts, tees and my dear Creative Zen Micro which i crazily qued for 3 days at creative sale...all should go well i thought....
Scared like hell, i thought perhaps i shld be goin into army ard June, so i proceeded to sms Barry abt it....knn tio suan by him cause when i called the hotline, they stated my enlistment was between June till September whereas Barry's June till November...knn i then realised that enlistment letter will be sent to you 2 mths beforehand so since i haven't got it...i'm safe...
Upon reaching City Hall, went to peninsular shopping centre to get the shoes and dropped by my fav spot, Skinny Puppy where i got the tee...gotta go back soon sia....Then i walked ard City Hall till Suntec, been thru perhaps 65% of the stores to hopefully find her present but damn it was god damn hard. I finally settled for a bk which i thought it was good enough and innovative enough for a gift for a neutral girl friend....Got it wrapped and was still waiting for her sms to meet up...
Apparently at 7pm, running super duper late...i realised if i don't contact her, chances are i'll prolly wun hear from her for the next 3 weeks. So i smsed her asking if we're meeting, apparently she did forget abt it so she asked if where i was...So near yet so far, she's still with her frens at Bugis jus one stop away from where i was...so i finally arranged with her to meet ard
9pm. But god damn, i made the dumb mistake of entering the mrt station b4 i told her to time to meet, wah kao wasted 65cents to travel to Raffles Place. From there i walked to Caltex House, effing made my way to Clifford Pier, then to Merlion, rested for awhile, then wah kao loud lightning...hurried my way past the effing bridge and into Esplanade...luckily i got in b4 it rained like mad. So there i was spending the next half an hour waiting for her until it was time and viola~ back was i at City Hall....
Met up with her, well had a good chat.....wun go into details...but when the mrt stopped at Jurong East, she was contemplating whether i should go to the middle plateform to take the train home, until the door closed...Well at least i made up the very last time i was with out with her, which i utterly failed and declined to send her home. Well this time, being the hopeful me, i've decided to try and see her to at least her doorstep. Still from Jurong to Boon Lay, i was still chatting with her...here's part of it which i thought it was well worth mentioning...
"Anyway i heard we should be getting our results on the 21st of April.." she said.
"Really?? How you know?" i answered.
"Ohh Siew Li said so...(girl from barry's class and super good fren of hers...not to be offended..)" she continued.
"I see....then i guess u won't know it till u get home from Sabah, since u will be overseas still." I fucking said confidently..
"Ohh i'm leaving for Sabah on the 23rd..." she explained...
"Huh?!?!? Not straight after your Punggol camp???!" astonishingly i replied...
"No lah....i think we still have to prepare for the Sabah trip so in between there's a small break..." she added.
At this point, mixed emotions people....at one point i was happy cause i can still try and date her b4 she leaves for Sabah...but the next thing i realised that i kept pressing on to meet her 2dae dat i didnt understand when she meant that we can always meet up after her punggol camp...damn!!! wah lau super high and super low concurrently, that's what i felt...anyway i got off the train, made our way to the interchange and we parted cause she wanted to take bus back...plan foiled...her usual walk home was nt to be as she wanted to go hm early to pack...good choice for her...pitiful me...i took the train hm...well alone...DAMNIT! Hahah nonetheless, i'm happy to have met up with her, will try to ask her out again or wat lah next week...
Well to sum up....i checked ebay just now when i came back and lost the bid...DAMN! Double DAMN! Anyway just wanna note couple of changes ard me: Lingze's gotten a job, Junz a boyfriend, Gerald's gotten a new talent in blogskin designing, Ah Liang jus gotten poorer from his trip back Korea and Barry's gonna get a new *car*...Car u say?! yeah after reading thru numerous and countless comic and toy reviews on the new batmobile toy, he still cant believe that it's only 50bucks here in sg when it's retailing for 40usd and 30pounds elsewhere...Final Call....Barry god damn it...it's a gd buy lah...decent car, decent price and above all nice paint job! ( apparently the whole car is black so there aint no paint job nigger....)
Not bad siak...my first official entry...kinda long but hey i hope u guys enjoyed it...Thanks!
Felix dive in
@ |12:13 AM|
this is not Felix, but it's Geraldine! haha. guess y i'm here? i didn't hack his account la... done a new skin for my buddy Felix! keke. his favourite Patrick! haha. ok la. just came here to ka jiao him! keke. Felix, Happie International Friendship day! =P
Felix dive in
@ |7:53 PM|
yeap this is felix right here!!! anyway since all my frens out there had been trying this shit, i tot why not? haha anyway jus testing it out
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